Not quite as fun as the title makes it sound but still a good hydraulic whooshing sound i made with my tascam dr-40x on a small tripod underneath my bed as i lifted and pushed down on the hydraulic hinge. Filtered and eq'd a bit for some room buzz.
I was searching for good door sounds, but i couldn't find any, so i recorded myself opening my door. Recorded with samsung galaxy s7 edge, and cleaned up in audacity. I think the result came out nicely :)i hope you can use it.
By chance i noticed that my guitar neck was cracking, in a very nice way. I used it, ever since i noticed this, for several sound design gigs. I hope you can use it too. (recorded with two neumann km184 mics and a ssl xlogic pre-amp. ).
Aleteo frazadas (bruto). Wav. Messing around with my bed covers, wanting to create a flapping sound. Recorded with a single lom usi pro microphone on a mixpre6.
This is the sound of my 2-year old son jumping up and down in his crib, which kind of resembles the sound of. . . A baby being made if you know what i mean. I placed a roland r-05 digital recorder under the crib while he bounced.